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Redneck World Intro

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Definition

Being a redneck is a state of mind. Anyone can be a redneck. Dr Seuss (one of the most famous rednecks, ever) puts it this way:
  • "Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You"
  • "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
  • "Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"
  • "Today I shall behave as if this is the day I will be remembered."

Examples of redneck eccentricities and ingenuity

Red Neck Security System ][ Red Neck Motion Detector ][ Red Neck Neighborhood Watch ][ Red Neck Retread

My buddy asked me to build him a pig cooker. HERE it is.

After he pays me. I am taking my wife on a romantic cruise. I built the YACHT.

When we get back from the cruise, I am submitting my Ninja Warrior training clip.

My 12 year old, Bubba Jr., entered the art contest at school. View his prize winning entry HERE.

Signs that scream "redneck"

Which came first, the road or the Sign ?

Talk about TRUTH in advertising !!!

Too late, I already disobeyed this SIGN.

What genius decided this SIGN was necessary ?

Who would even dream of disregarding this Warning ?

Redneck Jobs & Such ] [ Red Neck Vehicle Stuff ] [ Red Neck Pictionary ] [ Red Neck Designs

 

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Redneck Etiquette ][ Redneck Taipei ][ Redneck Insult Generator