The boss man sells hand bags for up to $25,000 a pop. My submission for po foke's version is Chicky Bag and Chicky Shoes.
Having trouble with bugs in your wine ? Trash falling in your glass ? Here's a solution.
New to the trailer park? Impress your friends & neighbors at your trailer warming party with this wine server.
Cousin Lula Mae complained about those tall shelves in Wallyword, so I designed her some high fashion lifts.
The little lady complained about her bike seat chaffing her delicate butt. Reckon this design will help?
Sister Modine asked me how to catch a man. I told her mantraps are illegal. Maybe this one will be OK.

Rednecks take advantage of high water situations -- both Country and City .    They always show bravery
When the little lady is away from home visiting kinfolk, a red neck can make his own breakfast
The best red necks can take it in stride when they discover their wife has been sneaking around
Even a red neck knows to cooperate during a traffic stop . And, when passed out on the beach, can talk his way out of a ticket .
Red necks know how to handle no parking zones , they beat parking fees , and they check out every toy they see.
Red neck's dogs are trained to obey leash laws and even help out with other chores .
Funning with his guests comes easy for the red neck. Hey ! Come see what I got on the grill ?
Finally, a red neck is a conscientious recycler . More on that later.