ELEMENT: |
Woman |
SYMBOL: |
WO |
DISCOVERER: | Adam |
ATOMIC MASS: | Accepted as 110
lbs., but known to vary from 90 to 600 lbs.
|
OCCURENCE: | Copious amounts in
all urban areas.
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PHYSICAL             PROPERTIES: | 1. Surface of face usually paint covered. 2. Freezes for no reason. 3. Boils without warning. 4. Melts if given special treatment. 5. Bitter if used incorrectly. 6. Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore. 7. Yields to pressure applied to correct points. |
CHEMICAL             PROPERTIES: | 1. Great affinity for Gold, Platium, Silver and precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously, without prior warning, 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity is greatly increased by saturation in alcohol. 5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man. |
COMMON USES: | 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can be a great relaxation aid. |
TESTS: |
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state. 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. |
HAZARDS: | 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. 2. Illegal to possess more than one (1). |
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